Runnymede Institute

Since mainstream news sources generally report the opposite of what’s really going on, we’re fairly comfortable with the theory that aliens are out to punish the world’s elite polluters rather than some Joe Sixpack yokel in a beat up pickup truck billowing exhaust fumes. Headlines always trumpet sensation, the rush to gold is all treatment along with related repercussions in the financial flight to safety but they never ever approach mining’s destruction of the land with poisoning from extractive chemicals.

The mainstream track record is hopeless, recent attempts to make us fear aliens lead some researchers to trawl the Internet for guidance from often disregarded websites. They came to the final conclusion that alien contact may have been made but the method of meeting has now changed, if only to keep those pesky UFO seekers away. The burning question they sought to answer was; “Why hasn’t any Ms. Universe come forward to reveal encounters of the Third Kind?”, abductees being butt-ugly and all…

It now appears we may have the answer but that doesn’t mean you need to keep your thinking cap on any longer than absolutely necessary. A long-term NWO government sanctioned operation helps the aliens select their playmates by having candidates post pictures of themselves in before and after mode. If you know a lady who’s out of this world already and wants to be rated by Martians, consider buying her a new camera!

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