It’s a soap opera but set in Texas, which would make it a horse opera and since the pick of the promiscuous cast from Desperate Housewives is involved, that might also classify it as a whore’s opera. Tinhorn TV honchos need eyeballs firmly fixed on the idiot box to lull the public back to sleep so they’re banking on the further adventures of Southfork’s Sue-Ellen, JR, Bobby and the issue of their throbbing, thrusting loins.
