Runnymede Institute

Good for your teeth, bad for your brain, where is the big debate here? And what’s next in the cold cruel world of uber fibbers, good for the breasts?

Calgary City Council voted 10 to 3 to remove Fluoride from the public drinking water but one person’s potion truly is another’s poison, no matter how toxic as the count attests. Strategically missing from the scenery is the mayor and certain cronies who don’t need this most sensible of policy decisions tarnishing their wonky voting record and future prospects. Cue the Rent-a-Shill wolfhounds;

“I just think of the expense were going to have down the road with tooth decay,” Dr. Sawa said. “And if in this present circumstance, if we still see some horrendous tooth decay, some horrendous problems, what’s it going to be like without this?”

Dr. Sawa must be from the “if it doesn’t kill you, it makes you stronger” school of medical practice, where treament is king and cure is a no no. Worshipping at the temple of modern quackery requires one to take the ‘sacrament’ without comlaint in case the gods of big Pharma are offended. Sawa’s not a dentist, this dude’s a rehab doctor and depends on American-Afghan heroin to keep his little chapel at capacity.

Dispensing Fear by government prescription is a certifiable speciality with too many accolites but there are more of us than them and we know how to read. Detractors of this move to clean up what was already pristine before they botched it count on our cowardice, practically feeding on it. Mouths have led where arses can’t follow!

But over in Britain, one city got fluoride shoved down their throats, unlawfully;

“the health authority’s decision meant that approximately 195,000 people in Southampton and parts of south-west Hampshire ‘would have fluoride added to their water whether they liked it or not’.”

Medicating people without their knowledge is a crime. Recklessly allowing uncontrolled dosage by design raises sinister visions of champagne corks popping at drug maker’s world-wide. Next stop Litigationville, where these snake oil charlatans and their public opinion jugglers dig deep into the brain-douche bag for the last trick, Escape Artistry.