Runnymede Institute

This is NOT a reptile! This is the larva of the Hemeroplanes triptolemus moth. In its larval form it is capable of expanding its anterior body segments to give it the appearance of a snake, complete with simulated eyes. It’s mimicry extends even to the point where it will harmlessly strike at potential predators. 

The AB- Reptilian moniker may be a misnomer yet blood group members are relentless over-achievers, totally unpredictable and they smell different from us, slightly. Resident AB- RMI Fellow Burnsy invited us over to his posh crib to clear things up by giving us a studied insight on the subject over a series single malts;

RMI: Why are people so unbalanced? And why is the earth such a state of distress, do AB-s have anything to do with it?

Burnsy: We’re the good guys, quiet as it’s kept. It’s a wonderful world full of fantastic people, some of which our political leaders are desperately aiming to kill! Or so they make it appear.

RMI: Do you mean to say there isn’t bloodshed and hatred absolutely everywhere somehow caused by AB-s? Those who use the word Illuminati a lot claim every one of the world leaders belong to the Rhesus Negative group.

Burnsy: And for them, we use the word bonkers! It’s far more complicated than people claiming we’re in the dark about things when we actually inhabit the light, overwhelming light, incessantly zapping in every which direction directly to our eyeballs!

RMI: You mean the TV news and computer screens of course.

Burnsy: Think about neon lights too, what do you see? Piccadilly, Times Square, downtown Tokyo? What do those images cause you to feel? Like buying something hip and cool or just buying full stop? Pavlov had to ring a bell; modern manipulators flick a switch and Presto!

RMI: Ok, advertisers are hitting us from all directions but are these sinister motives or simply business as usual? How does your AB- study fit into this puzzle, are they the monopoly bosses sucking money out of our pockets?

Burnsy: Firstly, reptiles and reptilian thinking have nothing to do with a person’s blood group. Rhesus Negative traits are more cerebral than physical and that’s not to say we’re any cleverer than anyone else. And we’re certainly not brutish full stop!

RMI: David Icke owns the reptile hypothesis so how would you reply to his schtick?

Burnsy: He’s telling you the truth in the midst of all the dramatics! And political actors changing roles is a shape-shifting of sorts. That is to say there is factual evidence that he’s not just pulling your leg so if one sifts through it all, they may become hooked on the game of  ‘Why is the glass half full and who emptied it?’ The reason I can say this with a straight face is because my glaring AB- trait is that I look at the world from a totally different perspective since my first thoughts as a child.

RMI: Most of us don’t have years to spend looking into the potential reality of fictional conspiracies, why don’t you bring us up to speed on what is and isn’t from your viewpoint now? Help us to be ‘wise as serpents’

Burnsy: Things are right in front of our noses and most seldom notice. For example, the political class is a tribe of entertaining monkeys, a traveling theatre troupe. Every world leader is ‘in on it’, whatever you care to posit here as skulduggery. Think of planet earth as Noah’s slave galley, row well and live! This ship must stay the course and even God Almighty can’t help you if you’re bedded down in steerage!

RMI: So there’s no real chance to aspire to rise from the muck? Every boy can’t grow up to be the president of the USA? What do you mean exactly? We should know our place, accept our Helplessness?

Burnsy: Our tacit agreement is required to carry out the system’s agenda so they motivate us through a subterfuge of wholly biased media pretending to be the Fourth Estate. People are happy to be docile and most are fashionably lazy, somebody has to run the world and make everyone else think they’re involved in the process if things are to continue running smoothly. Opinion makers head the phalanx!

RMI: You call Syrian Al-Qaeda rebels armed by the West ‘smooth running’, as in guns?

Burnsy: Ok, there are geographical places where people die en vivo, unlike the US shooting drills dressed up as bona fide terror events. It’s all leading up to just one thing really, the full control of global energy in a corporate configuration unseen up till now. Syria’s meddlers happen to be what is correctly identified as history’s actors; their true affiliation is not up for debate.

RMI: But they do want a war, don’t they? Where do you think it’s leading?

Burnsy: In my estimation, when the Jubilee ends in June this year, dedicated events will go into motion that will change the future to what we’ve seen in Sci-Fi films. I’ll spare you the gory bits because apart from genuine Middle East muck, they may mostly be dramatised in front of a Green Screen for all we know. The idea is to cut off individuals from their recently traditional relationship with petroleum and use it only in power stations. Petrol stations, which they’re now busily converting to Electric Car Charging points are the easiest way to re-route energy access.

In future, you’ll either have an electric car or pay through the nose for the highest mileage petrol kind you can find. If you’re allowed one at all!

RMI: Couldn’t they simply have asked us? I think everyone would be agreeable with such a progressive approach! Cleaner fuel sourcing, one-stop shopping!

Burnsy: What if you angered a mid-level state agency that could cut you off from charging any time, any place they wanted? How about if an image of you is uploaded every 6 seconds to ensure you’re observing the new highway codes to the letter? What if your pulse rate was also accessed? Sorry, that would make you a drone encapsulated within a drone. It’s the way I see things sssss….

RMI: So we’re trapped, helpless and terrorised by mass media into believing we’re up to our necks in ‘legally binding’ debt and that someone is always out to get us, what’s the solution AB- style?

Burnsy: It would be brilliant if we could completely ignore the media but we are too saturated, blinded by the light! When some of us are told too often of a great danger that doesn’t ever materialise, it makes us apathetic but that too is a tactic of the ‘friendly persuasion’ kind only applied in the Western Theatre of War Lite.

For the benefit of RMI Fellows who weren’t included in the email circular at the time, permit me to recap the Think Tank session results of last summer. The antidote for what ails us is a more constructive use of our time and that can only be accomplished when we turn off the noise of media by recognising their ‘stories’ as fictional cautionary tales meant to deflect our judgement.

For example, the North Koreans couldn’t construct a steak grill let alone a knockoff nuclear device, that’s all you need to know to turn these sad bastards off for good. And you don’t need an AB- whatever you like to tell you how to live but we wanted to prove that like everyone else, our skills could be used for good as well as evil.

RMI: You’re speaking of the FFAB of course, which began life as an RMI Zero Emission Study. Is it true that the original designer is also AB – ?

Burnsy: We only found out recently but the shape of it tells you as much, it’s great fun. AB-s have a fully accomplished sense of humour at birth!

As long as petrol was cheap, there was never a need to have a 4-wheeled vehicle without a petrol engine. The tax grouping with all the big brands meant you had to crash 50 units before you could sell one car that you might build yourself. That’s about to change from one small idea and it’s a very old one at that. I won’t go as far as claiming the designer foresaw the future but sharp intuition is also one of our common traits.

RMI: Hasn’t the ability to create enough electrical power to run even a toaster through pedal power been discredited already?

Burnsy: Yes and No! The Yes camp are the ones trying to hide many facts, such as the electricity you make at your private gym on equipment that houses hidden alternators. Membership has its privileges but you don’t get a cut?

The No side is necessarily contrarian no matter what their blood type. It doesn’t take an Archimedes to calculate gear ratios when every formula is available to us everywhere but what’s required in-between takes lots of lateral thinking to achieve a positive result. The factory-finish version of the FFAB won’t have pedal or chains. They’re being thrown out for push propulsion, 48% more efficient than pedaling.

Independent transport for yourself and a friend with strong legs means that if some power crazed minion of the bank unplugs you in the future, you’ll still be mobile and not their bitch for life! How’s that for AB- generosity?

RMI: The Open Source nature of the project seems self-defeating, someone could set up manufacture of FFAB-like vehicles across the street and you couldn’t do anything about it. NO?

Burnsy: There you are, uncrossing the double-cross! Open competition breeds true Capitalism, not the co-opted nonsense we’re presented with now. IP protection only helps the lawyers in the end. The world doesn’t beat a path to your door if you build a better mouse-trap but they will go into their shed and try to top your example if they’re plagued by rats of their own.

RMI: The copyright cartel and the monopolists won’t like it!

Burnsy: Well, we don’t like their new Pope do we? I mean the actor Jonathan Pryce now playing the role vacated earlier by the actor Robert Blake due to his outing as a fraud. The bloody cheek of it!!

RMI: Is it only AB-s who can see through the charade? Register impostors on their first performance for mainstream media?

Burnsy: Everyone can see once they disconnect from the illusion, step back and walk around the thing once or twice. The best way to describe what I feel; it’s like a great nagging need to go over and straighten out a picture on someone else’s wall. Things aren’t level, suddenly askew and I always feel a slight mal de mer….

RMI: The Basque country is predominantly Catholic and is also the most populous AB- hangout on earth. Do you believe they’re all going to vomit in unison when they see their new spiritual leader? Will they recognise Pryce from his role in the movie Brazil?

Burnsy: They already know and they’re showing us the best AB- trait of all, the ability to keep their mouths shut in the face of brazen audacity. Cardinal Bergolio my tail!

RMI: End